EMP Alert!

By Pater Tenebrarum

Inconvenient Time Travel

Dear Readers,

as you have probably noticed, we are experiencing what is known as “technical difficulties” with our hosting service (we suspect an attack by space aliens – maybe we should relocate to Japan). For several hours we had this situation:

Traditional “please stand by” fail.

As you may also have noticed, the site has unfortunately traveled through a wormhole and has come back online in the past.

Fear not though: If you missed anything, or bookmarked one of the currently missing entries for later reading, all of them will be restored (their URLs may change, but that is not certain yet).

We expect that the problem will be resolved between approximately 9 AM – 1 PM CET / 4 AM – 8 AM EST.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. Please bear with us and stay tooned.

PS: A Glimpse of the Future

We may have involuntarily arrived in the past, but we can leave you with a brief glimpse of the future. It shows the fate of certain members of our host’s technical staff in the event of further unsatisfactory developments.

Level 1 staff punishment; meted out for: delay.

Photo by Ann Ronan Pictures/Print Collector/Getty Images)

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Source:: Acting Man

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